Myrrh

Myrrh soap smells like the ancient world threw a luxurious party and invited incense, mystery, and a hint of ''I'm too cool for your modern vibes.'' It's smoky, rich, and just spicy enough to make your shower feel like a throne room (minus the dragons, sadly). Imagine Cleopatra lighting candles and whispering sweet nothings to your skin while you soak. One lather and you're basically a time-traveling royalty with a scent that says, ''Yes, I'm mysterious and yes, you want to know my secrets.'' Side effects may include dramatic hair flips, spontaneous posing, and the sudden urge to speak in ancient proverbs.